February 2012
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anorable:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
BUT SERIOUSLY AMEN
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Win all the Oscars you can folks....
something-worthlivingfor:
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via ithedivine)
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me on my period
me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
me: why the fuck is food so beautiful
me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
me: when the fuck is menopause
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catholicnun:
reblog if your url is what describes you
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people are getting annoyed at me irl because I wont stop talking about Loki and the Avengers
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it really pissed me off when they sent all those slytherins to the dungeons like they were the bad guys of the movie.
when it was that ONE girl who said smack
Actually all through HP thats always bothered me
its not even my house.
and I feel the need to defend them
slytherins are chosen by their traits
that doesnt make each and every single one of them death eaters
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leatherpumpkin:
neverthehurricane:
If you are a salesperson whose every expense is being paid so you might do your job, part of which is to do tours and represent your company and the product of the moment, then you should probably do your job. This includes showing up on time, being focused, and doing the best PR work you can so people will want to work with you again.
If you are an actor...
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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30 pages later in a blog that I dont follow and have never seen before
where am I?
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desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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I dont even have real conversations with my roommate anymore. Its all random quotes from: tv shows, songs and memes.
I feel like its a language
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When I Tell People That I Read A Lot In My Spare...
idoscienceintheshower:
What they think I mean:
What I actually mean:
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Odin: For Asgard!
Thor: For Midgard!
Loki: For myself!!
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Next time someone sneezes, glare at them and coldly say “Don’t let it happen again”
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the-oncoming-ginger:
mattsmithsexual:
when is doctor who back
when is sherlock back
when is my life back
also when is Merlin back
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archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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powerlesbian:
today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
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paint your own nebula →
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